I asked GPT-3.5 to write an introduction to the religion of the sect "Practical Repair WD-40 Religious Contact Resurrectionist".

WD-40 is used all over the world,
but it is not sold in Japan except in Okinawa Prefecture,
which was once ruled by the United States.

First, I asked GPT-3.5 to write an introduction to the religion of the sect "Practical Repair WD-40 Religious Contact Resurrectionist".

I would like to create a sect called "Practical Repair WD-40 Religious Contact Resurrectionist".

As a result, chat GPT-3.5 wrote me an overview of the religion.

"We know that contacts deteriorate with dirt and rust over the years. But we also know that contacts can be revived. We are working in practice to revive faith by wiping old contacts and cleaning them with WD-40 SPECIALIST CONTACT CLEANER. We treat WD-40 as sacred and pray for the revival of our contact points. We founded this denomination because we believe that our lives are made better by contact points."

Interesting, so I continued and asked the question to chat GPT-3.5.

Please write on our behalf the doctrine that needs to be submitted to the government to incorporate the "Practice Repair WD-40 Religious Contact Point Resurrectionist".

Chat GPT-3.5 wrote me this religious doctrine

" Doctrine "

1. WD-40 is a special liquid that brings about the resurrection of the sacred contact point.

2. WD-40 is God-given in its power to redeem mankind.

3. WD-40 can eliminate malfunctions caused by rust, dirt, dust, etc. on contacts and restore normal operation of machines.

4. WD-40 is an object of faith and should always be used by believers as a means of repairing contacts.

5. WD-40 Church Contact Resurrectionists shall research, promote, and educate the public about repair techniques using WD-40, and strive to spread the use of contact resurrection.

6. WD-40 Church Contact Resurrectionists shall seek to incorporate the mystical power of WD-40 within themselves through prayer and meditation to gain a deeper understanding and more effective use of the contact resurrection technique.

7. The Contact Resurrectionists of WD-40 Church shall show respect for other repair techniques and products, and shall cooperate with each other to enrich the lives of others.

8. The members of the Contact Resurrectionists of WD-40 Church pledge to continue to improve their skills in contact repair using WD-40 throughout their lives and to contribute to society.

9. WD-40 Church Contact Point Resurrectionists shall welcome all people, and shall be committed to a spirit of equality regardless of religion, gender, nationality, race, or disability.

10. "WD-40 Church Contact Point Resurrectionist, together with WD-40, God's love and blessings, and our mission is to bring peace and hope to the world by wishing for the well-being of people."

I belly laughed. 😂